Friday, June 6, 2008

Top 10 Greatest Moments so far

On Wednesday Scottie and I celebrated our 3 year wedding anniversary! I think that means we're not newlyweds anymore. According to Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, you're not newlyweds after 2 years (or at least that's when they decide not to renew your contract for a third season) but what do they know anyways, they're divorced!
So as we were reflecting on our married life so far, we decided that we've had quite an interesting time together so I thought I would share our moments with all of you. This is when I wish that my entire life had been videotaped because this would make an awesome montage. I guess you just have to picture it as if one scene after another is just flying by with the sliding PowerPoint transition to the theme song from Laverne and Shirley. You know... "We're gonna make our dreams come true. Doin' it our way..." http://www.sitcomsonline.com/sounds/laverneandshirley.wav



Scottie and Breanna's top 10 Greatest Moments so far:

10. One night we were loitering in a parking lot with our friends and we were riding together on the long board Scottie built (meant to hold 1 person at a time) and we totally wiped out with gigantic Scottie landing on top of me.

9. Once we took turns slapping each other in the face because we wanted to know what it felt like to slap someone like in the movies.

8. During our first year of marriage we were so poor that when Scottie's only pair of flip flops broke, he used a hammer and nails to put them back together.

7. For about 6 months, we always went to the grocery store after 10pm and never fail we would end up having major laughing attacks that would end with me sitting on the floor in the middle of the frozen food aisle laughing too hard to stand up.

6. When Scottie was in charge of the college group at Scottsdale Bible Church we went on stage to talk about sex, love, and dating and we ended up spontaneously joking around about our sex life in front of 85 college students.

5. Our biggest fight still remains to be the one where Scottie was playing video games and I started nagging him about it so he suddenly got so mad he ripped the door off our entertainment center like the incredible hulk (totally abnormal behavior from cool and calm Scottie- that's why it's funny and not sad).

4. One December we decided to go jump into the freezing pool at 2 am just because we had never done it before. It was cold but the hot tub was a treasured reward.

3. When my favorite band (Smashing Pumpkins) reunited, we uncharacteristically spent our savings to fly to San Fransisco to see one of their first shows. The ironic part is that they came to AZ 2 months later and we saw them two more times.

2. One night at midnight we decided to go camping right then. So we loaded up the truck, laid out in the desert for about 2 hours, then drove home because we wanted to sleep in our own bed.

1. One of my favorite nights together was when we stayed up super late singing 70's rock songs together. "Hold me closer tiny dancer..."


I guess the moral of the story is if you want to have fun, stay up past 11pm with Scottie and Breanna.

Happy Anniversary to us!

4 comments:

Anna said...

happy anniversary! i only know the breanna half of you two, but from what i read on your top ten list...i can tell that you are gonna make it like laverne and shirley did.
xoxo

Mrs. Spice (Holly) said...

Happy Anniversary! I love your stories! You guys are hilarious!! What fun memories you already have in your 3 years! May you have many, many more happy years to come!

Emily said...

Happy Anniversary!! I'm so happy to hear your are both happy! I can't believe that Chris and I have been married for two. :) I have a blog too- octoberemily. Hope we can stay in touch better.

Jess said...

Hahahaha! I will def. see if I can get you guys to hang out past 11! It sounds like so much fun!